| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Stat Key |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 75 | 155 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 3.75 | 0.00 | 5 | 40 | 8.00 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 90 | 180 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 65 | 300 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 3.25 | 0.00 | 4 | 30 | 7.50 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 105 | 90 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 5.25 | 0.00 | 6 | 45 | 7.50 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 120 | 200 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 120 | 35 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| They Are My Breasts | L | 150 | 195 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 110 | 220 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 65 | 13.00 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 100 | 150 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 185 | 125 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 9.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 125 | 90 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 6.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 60 | 8.57 |
| Total | 1245 | 1740 | 61 | 9 | 220 | 5.66 | 0.00 | 61 | 680 | 11.15 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Athos (S) | Rochester C (S) | 11.0 | 37 | 4 | 220 | 1.59 | 0.00 | 350 | 31.82 |
| Porthos (S) (U) | Rochester C (S) | 11.0 | 4 | 0 | 220 | 0.18 | 0.00 | 40 | 3.64 |
| Aramis (S) (U) | Rochester C (S) | 11.0 | 12 | 1 | 220 | 0.52 | 0.00 | 115 | 10.45 |
| D'Artagnan (S) (U) | Rochester C (S) | 11.0 | 8 | 4 | 220 | 0.27 | 0.00 | 60 | 5.45 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 65 | 110 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 3.25 | 0.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 40 | 430 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 45 | 290 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 2.25 | 0.00 | 2 | 30 | 15.00 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | L | 60 | 190 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | L | 100 | 140 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 50 | 10.00 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 45 | 225 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 2.25 | 0.00 | 4 | 10 | 2.50 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 150 | 135 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 100 | 20.00 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | L | 55 | 95 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 2 | 40 | 20.00 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | L | 70 | 185 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 3.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 20 | 4.00 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 110 | 40 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 145 | 135 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 7.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 75 | 10.71 |
| Total | 885 | 1975 | 43 | 6 | 220 | 4.02 | 0.00 | 43 | 485 | 11.28 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Sarah Lowden (S) (U) (C) | The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | 11.0 | 3 | 0 | 220 | 0.14 | 0.00 | 30 | 2.73 |
| Jessica Billinghurst (S) (U) (C) | The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | 11.0 | 16 | 5 | 220 | 0.61 | 0.00 | 135 | 12.27 |
| Adam Maguire (S) (U) (C) | The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | 11.0 | 24 | 1 | 220 | 1.07 | 0.00 | 235 | 21.36 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| They Are My Breasts | L | 60 | 260 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| Rochester C (S) | W | 300 | 65 | 13 | 2 | 20 | 15.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 180 | 13.85 |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 106 | 305 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 5.30 | 0.00 | 5 | 61 | 12.20 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 330 | 125 | 12 | 0 | 20 | 16.50 | 0.00 | 12 | 210 | 17.50 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 335 | 90 | 12 | 1 | 20 | 16.75 | 0.00 | 12 | 220 | 18.33 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | W | 175 | 140 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 320 | 40 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 16.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 210 | 19.09 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 225 | 21 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 130 | 11.82 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 175 | 275 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.00 | 8 | 95 | 11.88 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | W | 200 | 125 | 8 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | W | 225 | 195 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 125 | 12.50 |
| Total | 2451 | 1641 | 101 | 14 | 220 | 11.14 | 0.00 | 101 | 1511 | 14.96 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| George Flevares (S) | Rochester Athletic Club | 11.0 | 64 | 7 | 220 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 605 | 55.00 |
| Jason Childers | Rochester Athletic Club | 11.0 | 35 | 5 | 220 | 1.48 | 0.00 | 325 | 29.55 |
| David Gottfried | Rochester Athletic Club | 11.0 | 2 | 2 | 220 | 0.05 | 0.00 | 10 | 0.91 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 90 | 205 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 50 | 10.00 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 165 | 95 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 280 | 70 | 13 | 1 | 20 | 14.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 155 | 11.92 |
| They Are My Breasts | W | 220 | 145 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 11.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 130 | 14.44 |
| Rochester C (S) | W | 200 | 120 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 10.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 100 | 10.00 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 310 | 75 | 12 | 0 | 20 | 15.50 | 0.00 | 12 | 190 | 15.83 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 140 | 175 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 65 | 8.12 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 260 | 55 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 230 | 85 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 11.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 145 | 16.11 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | L | 160 | 180 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 110 | 18.33 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | W | 160 | 126 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 95 | 13.57 |
| Total | 2215 | 1331 | 96 | 9 | 220 | 10.07 | 0.00 | 96 | 1300 | 13.54 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Azamat (S) (U) | Rochester A (S) (U) | 9.0 | 20 | 3 | 180 | 1.03 | 0.00 | 185 | 20.56 |
| Bilo (S) (U) | Rochester A (S) (U) | 11.0 | 12 | 4 | 220 | 0.45 | 0.00 | 100 | 9.09 |
| Spim Tobley (S) (U) | Rochester A (S) (U) | 11.0 | 31 | 1 | 220 | 1.39 | 0.00 | 305 | 27.73 |
| Baron von Haberdasher (S) (U) | Rochester A (S) (U) | 11.0 | 33 | 1 | 220 | 1.48 | 0.00 | 325 | 29.55 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | L | 75 | 155 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 3.75 | 0.00 | 5 | 40 | 8.00 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 230 | 70 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 11.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 130 | 13.00 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | L | 130 | 240 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 6.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 60 | 8.57 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 60 | 300 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 35 | 11.67 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 140 | 100 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 70 | 10.00 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | W | 230 | 190 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 11.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 160 | 100 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 105 | 17.50 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 110 | 75 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 50 | 8.33 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | L | 91 | 135 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 4.55 | 0.00 | 7 | 21 | 3.00 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 35 | 140 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 1.75 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | W | 180 | 160 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 100 | 12.50 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 170 | 80 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| Total | 1611 | 1745 | 78 | 8 | 240 | 6.71 | 0.00 | 78 | 871 | 11.17 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Dan Blake (S) | Wayne the Main Brain | 12.0 | 45 | 5 | 240 | 1.77 | 0.00 | 425 | 35.42 |
| Heather Hynes (S) (U) | Wayne the Main Brain | 8.0 | 1 | 2 | 160 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Jeff Terranova (S) (U) | Wayne the Main Brain | 8.0 | 2 | 0 | 160 | 0.12 | 0.00 | 20 | 2.50 |
| Colleen Holland | Wayne the Main Brain | 12.0 | 25 | 1 | 240 | 1.02 | 0.00 | 245 | 20.42 |
| Matt Holland (S) (U) | Wayne the Main Brain | 8.0 | 5 | 0 | 160 | 0.31 | 0.00 | 50 | 6.25 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 120 | 160 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 65 | 10.83 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | L | 70 | 230 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 3.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 20 | 3.33 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 155 | 60 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 70 | 7.78 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 110 | 80 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | L | 110 | 120 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 45 | 6.43 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | T | 140 | 140 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 5 | 340 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 0.25 | 0.00 | 1 | 5 | 5.00 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 95 | 55 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 5 | 50 | 10.00 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | L | 91 | 95 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 4.55 | 0.00 | 7 | 31 | 4.43 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 85 | 230 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 4.25 | 0.00 | 5 | 45 | 9.00 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 95 | 160 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 45 | 66 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 2.25 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Total | 1121 | 1736 | 65 | 16 | 240 | 4.67 | 0.00 | 65 | 551 | 8.48 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Neither am I (S) (U) | Rochester B (S) (U) | 12.0 | 15 | 3 | 240 | 0.56 | 0.00 | 135 | 11.25 |
| Hang Out With UR Wang Out (S) (U) | Rochester B (S) (U) | 10.0 | 11 | 1 | 200 | 0.53 | 0.00 | 105 | 10.50 |
| Rock Out With UR Cock Out (S) (U) | Rochester B (S) (U) | 12.0 | 32 | 12 | 240 | 1.08 | 0.00 | 260 | 21.67 |
| I'm not playing (S) (U) | Rochester B (S) (U) | 12.0 | 7 | 0 | 240 | 0.29 | 0.00 | 70 | 5.83 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | W | 205 | 90 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 10.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 115 | 12.78 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 295 | 75 | 12 | 1 | 20 | 14.75 | 0.00 | 12 | 180 | 15.00 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | W | 305 | 106 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 15.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 210 | 21.00 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 235 | 120 | 11 | 1 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 130 | 11.82 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 230 | 135 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 11.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 150 | 18.75 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 305 | 15 | 12 | 0 | 20 | 15.25 | 0.00 | 12 | 185 | 15.42 |
| They Are My Breasts | L | 65 | 245 | 4 | 3 | 20 | 3.25 | 0.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Rochester C (S) | W | 220 | 110 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 11.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | W | 165 | 65 | 9 | 4 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 95 | 10.56 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 175 | 225 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 170 | 235 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 115 | 16.43 |
| Total | 2370 | 1421 | 99 | 14 | 220 | 10.77 | 0.00 | 99 | 1450 | 14.65 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Eric Smith (S) (C) | Toronto A (C) | 11.0 | 50 | 8 | 220 | 2.09 | 0.00 | 460 | 41.82 |
| Adam Bishop (S) (C) | Toronto A (C) | 11.0 | 26 | 3 | 220 | 1.11 | 0.00 | 245 | 22.27 |
| Rico Catibog (C) | Toronto A (C) | 11.0 | 23 | 3 | 220 | 0.98 | 0.00 | 215 | 19.55 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 255 | 80 | 11 | 2 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 155 | 14.09 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | L | 40 | 215 | 3 | 4 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | W | 240 | 130 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 12.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 130 | 11.82 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 115 | 90 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 5.75 | 0.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 190 | 100 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 90 | 9.00 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | T | 140 | 140 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 100 | 20.00 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 135 | 275 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 85 | 310 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 4.25 | 0.00 | 3 | 60 | 20.00 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 185 | 70 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 9.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 100 | 11.11 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 170 | 155 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 80 | 8.89 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 180 | 190 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 100 | 12.50 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 126 | 160 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 6.30 | 0.00 | 8 | 51 | 6.38 |
| Total | 1861 | 1915 | 88 | 13 | 240 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 88 | 1046 | 11.89 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Lara Hasan (S) (U) (C) | Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | 12.0 | 5 | 2 | 240 | 0.17 | 0.00 | 40 | 3.33 |
| Timothy Mikkelsen (S) (U) (C) | Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | 12.0 | 16 | 1 | 240 | 0.65 | 0.00 | 155 | 12.92 |
| Jon English (S) (U) (C) | Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | 12.0 | 30 | 8 | 240 | 1.08 | 0.00 | 260 | 21.67 |
| Stephen Lalonde (S) (U) (C) | Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | 12.0 | 37 | 2 | 240 | 1.50 | 0.00 | 360 | 30.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 110 | 65 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | T | 150 | 150 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 70 | 8.75 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | L | 60 | 155 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | L | 90 | 115 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 35 | 5.83 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 105 | 390 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 5.25 | 0.00 | 4 | 70 | 17.50 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | L | 80 | 225 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 4.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 50 | 12.50 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | L | 100 | 160 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 25 | 260 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 1.25 | 0.00 | 2 | 10 | 5.00 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 85 | 165 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 4.25 | 0.00 | 3 | 60 | 20.00 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | L | 135 | 145 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 106 | 40 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 5.30 | 0.00 | 6 | 61 | 10.17 |
| Total | 1046 | 1870 | 55 | 16 | 220 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 55 | 576 | 10.47 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Norbert (S) (U) | World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 21 | 2 | 220 | 0.91 | 0.00 | 200 | 18.18 |
| Parnell (S) (U) | World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 6 | 2 | 220 | 0.23 | 0.00 | 50 | 4.55 |
| Mary Shelley (S) (U) | World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 6 | 4 | 220 | 0.18 | 0.00 | 40 | 3.64 |
| Ashley Holt from Housewares (S) (U) | World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 22 | 8 | 220 | 0.82 | 0.00 | 180 | 16.36 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | L | 80 | 255 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 4.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 30 | 6.00 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | T | 150 | 150 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 70 | 8.75 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 35 | 170 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 1.75 | 0.00 | 3 | 10 | 3.33 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 100 | 280 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 50 | 10.00 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 120 | 110 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 50 | 255 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2.50 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | L | 135 | 150 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | L | 55 | 100 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 2 | 35 | 17.50 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | W | 135 | 91 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 75 | 12.50 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | L | 105 | 155 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 5.25 | 0.00 | 5 | 55 | 11.00 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 120 | 195 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| Rochester C (S) | L | 90 | 125 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 40 | 8.00 |
| Total | 1175 | 2036 | 61 | 4 | 240 | 4.90 | 0.00 | 61 | 585 | 9.59 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| David (S) (U) | The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 25 | 2 | 240 | 1.00 | 0.00 | 240 | 20.00 |
| Aaron (S) (U) | The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 36 | 2 | 240 | 1.46 | 0.00 | 350 | 29.17 |
| Badger | The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | 4.0 | 0 | 0 | 80 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | L | 65 | 260 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 3.25 | 0.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| Rochester C (S) | W | 180 | 90 | 9 | 0 | 20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 90 | 10.00 |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 75 | 295 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 3.75 | 0.00 | 5 | 25 | 5.00 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 125 | 330 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 6.25 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 75 | 310 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 3.75 | 0.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 170 | 135 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 90 | 11.25 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 150 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| They Are My Breasts | T | 135 | 135 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 70 | 10.00 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | W | 140 | 35 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 7.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 60 | 7.50 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | W | 190 | 180 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 95 | 9.50 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 66 | 45 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 3.30 | 0.00 | 5 | 26 | 5.20 |
| Total | 1371 | 1815 | 72 | 7 | 220 | 6.23 | 0.00 | 72 | 686 | 9.53 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Manifesto (S) (U) | World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 36 | 0 | 220 | 1.64 | 0.00 | 360 | 32.73 |
| Das Kapital (S) (U) | World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 2 | 0 | 220 | 0.09 | 0.00 | 20 | 1.82 |
| Brumaire Iufi (S) (U) | World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 21 | 5 | 220 | 0.84 | 0.00 | 185 | 16.82 |
| Oliver "The Jewish Question" Cromwell (S) (U) | World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 13 | 2 | 220 | 0.55 | 0.00 | 120 | 10.91 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| They Are My Breasts | L | 10 | 285 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 0.50 | 0.00 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | L | 50 | 175 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2.50 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 70 | 280 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 3.50 | 0.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 50 | 115 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2.50 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Rochester C (S) | L | 35 | 120 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 1.75 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 15 | 305 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 0.75 | 0.00 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 0 | 150 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 21 | 225 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 1.05 | 0.00 | 2 | 1 | 0.50 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | L | 40 | 110 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 10 | 3.33 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 40 | 106 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Total | 331 | 1871 | 23 | 2 | 200 | 1.66 | 0.00 | 23 | 111 | 4.83 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Huey (S) (U) | World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | 10.0 | 2 | 0 | 200 | 0.10 | 0.00 | 20 | 2.00 |
| Dewey (S) (U) | World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | 10.0 | 4 | 1 | 200 | 0.17 | 0.00 | 35 | 3.50 |
| Louie (S) (U) | World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | 10.0 | 9 | 0 | 200 | 0.45 | 0.00 | 90 | 9.00 |
| Scrooge McDuck (S) (U) | World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | 10.0 | 8 | 1 | 200 | 0.38 | 0.00 | 75 | 7.50 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Wayne the Main Brain | W | 155 | 75 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 95 | 13.57 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | W | 215 | 40 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 10.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 105 | 9.55 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 150 | 340 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 100 | 20.00 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 190 | 60 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 115 | 12.78 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 195 | 215 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 9.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 110 | 12.22 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 225 | 80 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 150 | 16.67 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 230 | 125 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 11.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 150 | 18.75 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 100 | 55 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 95 | 91 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 40 | 5.71 |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 65 | 165 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 3.25 | 0.00 | 3 | 50 | 16.67 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 125 | 200 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 6.25 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| They Are My Breasts | L | 160 | 196 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| Total | 1905 | 1642 | 85 | 22 | 240 | 7.94 | 0.00 | 85 | 1165 | 13.71 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Steve Oppenheim (S) (U) | CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 27 | 2 | 240 | 1.08 | 0.00 | 260 | 21.67 |
| Tim Lee (S) (U) | CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 6 | 2 | 240 | 0.21 | 0.00 | 50 | 4.17 |
| Kevin Pochatila (S) (U) | CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 35 | 12 | 240 | 1.21 | 0.00 | 290 | 24.17 |
| Super Bleeder (S) (U) | CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 17 | 6 | 240 | 0.58 | 0.00 | 140 | 11.67 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 260 | 65 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 175 | 50 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 8.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 80 | 8.00 |
| They Are My Breasts | L | 90 | 185 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 30 | 5.00 |
| Rochester C (S) | L | 90 | 105 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 35 | 5.83 |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 120 | 235 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 90 | 335 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 4.50 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 55 | 260 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 2.75 | 0.00 | 2 | 40 | 20.00 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 105 | 111 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 5.25 | 0.00 | 6 | 50 | 8.33 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 155 | 105 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 8 | 80 | 10.00 |
| Rochester C (S) | L | 125 | 185 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 6.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 60 | 8.57 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 110 | 121 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 4 | 70 | 17.50 |
| Total | 1375 | 1757 | 69 | 8 | 220 | 6.25 | 0.00 | 69 | 725 | 10.51 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jon Chang (S) (U) | CWRU B (S) (U) | 11.0 | 34 | 2 | 220 | 1.50 | 0.00 | 330 | 30.00 |
| Mayank Agrawal (S) (U) | CWRU B (S) (U) | 11.0 | 18 | 1 | 220 | 0.80 | 0.00 | 175 | 15.91 |
| Kristin Cameron (S) (U) | CWRU B (S) (U) | 11.0 | 6 | 0 | 220 | 0.27 | 0.00 | 60 | 5.45 |
| Roger Cheng (S) (U) | CWRU B (S) (U) | 11.0 | 11 | 5 | 220 | 0.39 | 0.00 | 85 | 7.73 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 270 | 130 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 13.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 185 | 18.50 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 430 | 40 | 16 | 0 | 20 | 21.50 | 0.00 | 16 | 270 | 16.88 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | W | 340 | 150 | 12 | 0 | 20 | 17.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 220 | 18.33 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | W | 300 | 60 | 11 | 2 | 20 | 15.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 200 | 18.18 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 390 | 105 | 14 | 0 | 20 | 19.50 | 0.00 | 14 | 250 | 17.86 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 255 | 50 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 160 | 14.55 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 340 | 5 | 14 | 2 | 20 | 17.00 | 0.00 | 14 | 210 | 15.00 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | W | 310 | 85 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 15.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 210 | 21.00 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | W | 270 | 110 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 13.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | W | 275 | 175 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 13.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| They Are My Breasts | W | 275 | 165 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 13.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 180 | 18.00 |
| Toronto A (C) | W | 235 | 170 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 11.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Total | 3690 | 1245 | 136 | 17 | 240 | 15.38 | 0.00 | 136 | 2415 | 17.76 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Goldie Wilson | World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | 12.0 | 25 | 8 | 240 | 0.88 | 0.00 | 210 | 17.50 |
| Marion Barry (S) (U) | World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | 12.0 | 12 | 7 | 240 | 0.35 | 0.00 | 85 | 7.08 |
| Mayor McCheese (S) (U) | World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | 12.0 | 26 | 0 | 240 | 1.08 | 0.00 | 260 | 21.67 |
| Diamond Joe Quimby (S) | World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | 12.0 | 73 | 2 | 240 | 3.00 | 0.00 | 720 | 60.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 130 | 270 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 6.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 185 | 250 | 8 | 0 | 20 | 9.25 | 0.00 | 8 | 105 | 13.12 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 170 | 35 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 8.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 85 | 9.44 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | L | 80 | 110 | 4 | 2 | 20 | 4.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 50 | 12.50 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | L | 100 | 190 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 225 | 45 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | L | 125 | 230 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 6.25 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | L | 75 | 110 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 3.75 | 0.00 | 3 | 60 | 20.00 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 165 | 85 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 95 | 13.57 |
| Rochester C (S) | W | 150 | 100 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 9 | 70 | 7.78 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 195 | 120 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 9.75 | 0.00 | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 121 | 110 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 6.05 | 0.00 | 7 | 61 | 8.71 |
| Total | 1721 | 1655 | 82 | 15 | 240 | 7.17 | 0.00 | 82 | 976 | 11.90 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Edward VI (S) (U) | World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 51 | 6 | 240 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 480 | 40.00 |
| Mary I (S) (U) | World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 22 | 8 | 240 | 0.75 | 0.00 | 180 | 15.00 |
| Elizabeth I (S) (U) | World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | 12.0 | 9 | 1 | 240 | 0.35 | 0.00 | 85 | 7.08 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Rochester C (S) | W | 155 | 75 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 55 | 5.50 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 95 | 165 | 6 | 2 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 45 | 7.50 |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 115 | 50 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 5.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| They Are My Breasts | L | 70 | 255 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 3.50 | 0.00 | 5 | 30 | 6.00 |
| Toronto A (C) | L | 135 | 230 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 50 | 5.56 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | L | 135 | 170 | 7 | 3 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 40 | 320 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 111 | 105 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 5.55 | 0.00 | 8 | 36 | 4.50 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | L | 155 | 170 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 7.75 | 0.00 | 6 | 100 | 16.67 |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 160 | 95 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | L | 80 | 170 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 4.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 60 | 20.00 |
| Total | 1251 | 1805 | 71 | 17 | 220 | 5.69 | 0.00 | 71 | 626 | 8.82 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Bob Dole (S) (U) | World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 34 | 8 | 220 | 1.36 | 0.00 | 300 | 27.27 |
| Liz Enthusiasm (S) (U) | World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 20 | 1 | 220 | 0.89 | 0.00 | 195 | 17.73 |
| The Duke of Candy and Apples (S) (U) | World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 8 | 0 | 220 | 0.36 | 0.00 | 80 | 7.27 |
| The Other Sean T. Drinkwater (S) (U) | World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | 11.0 | 9 | 8 | 220 | 0.23 | 0.00 | 50 | 4.55 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| World's Second Richest Duck (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 285 | 10 | 13 | 3 | 20 | 14.25 | 0.00 | 13 | 170 | 13.08 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | W | 260 | 60 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 150 | 13.64 |
| CWRU B (S) (U) | W | 185 | 90 | 10 | 3 | 20 | 9.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 100 | 10.00 |
| Rochester A (S) (U) | L | 145 | 220 | 6 | 3 | 20 | 7.25 | 0.00 | 6 | 100 | 16.67 |
| World's Fattest Racehorse (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 255 | 70 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 9 | 170 | 18.89 |
| Rochester C (S) | W | 195 | 150 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 9.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 130 | 18.57 |
| Toronto A (C) | W | 245 | 65 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 12.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 135 | 12.27 |
| World's Most Portable Karl Marx (Pitt) (S) (U) | T | 135 | 135 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 6.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 85 | 12.14 |
| Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | L | 40 | 305 | 4 | 4 | 20 | 2.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 165 | 275 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 8.25 | 0.00 | 7 | 105 | 15.00 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | W | 196 | 160 | 9 | 1 | 20 | 9.80 | 0.00 | 9 | 111 | 12.33 |
| Total | 2106 | 1540 | 94 | 22 | 220 | 9.57 | 0.00 | 94 | 1276 | 13.57 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Robert K S | They Are My Breasts | 11.0 | 27 | 9 | 220 | 1.02 | 0.00 | 225 | 20.45 |
| Steve McClellan | They Are My Breasts | 11.0 | 13 | 2 | 220 | 0.55 | 0.00 | 120 | 10.91 |
| Abram Taylor (S) (U) (C) | They Are My Breasts | 11.0 | 10 | 4 | 220 | 0.36 | 0.00 | 80 | 7.27 |
| Julie Stahlhut | They Are My Breasts | 11.0 | 44 | 7 | 220 | 1.84 | 0.00 | 405 | 36.82 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Rochester B (S) (U) | W | 160 | 120 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 8.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 95 | 13.57 |
| World's Tallest Eiffel Tower (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 250 | 185 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 12.50 | 0.00 | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| The Big JMs (Brock) (S) (U) (C) | W | 290 | 45 | 11 | 3 | 20 | 14.50 | 0.00 | 11 | 195 | 17.73 |
| The Lsebians (Carnegie Mellon) (S) (U) | W | 280 | 100 | 12 | 1 | 20 | 14.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 165 | 13.75 |
| CWRU A (Team Ramrod) (S) (U) | W | 215 | 195 | 8 | 3 | 20 | 10.75 | 0.00 | 8 | 150 | 18.75 |
| Wayne the Main Brain | L | 190 | 230 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 9.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 120 | 17.14 |
| Toronto B (S) (U) (C) | W | 275 | 135 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 13.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 180 | 18.00 |
| World's Most Culturally Revolutionary Skeleton (Pitt) (S) (U) | W | 260 | 25 | 9 | 3 | 20 | 13.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 185 | 20.56 |
| World's Smallest, Cutest Yak (Pitt) | L | 110 | 270 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 5.50 | 0.00 | 6 | 55 | 9.17 |
| They Are My Breasts | W | 305 | 40 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 15.25 | 0.00 | 11 | 195 | 17.73 |
| Toronto A (C) | W | 225 | 175 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 11.25 | 0.00 | 10 | 130 | 13.00 |
| Rochester Athletic Club | L | 195 | 225 | 7 | 1 | 20 | 9.75 | 0.00 | 7 | 130 | 18.57 |
| Total | 2755 | 1745 | 108 | 15 | 240 | 11.48 | 0.00 | 108 | 1750 | 16.20 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jon Rosenthal | Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | 12.0 | 30 | 6 | 240 | 1.12 | 0.00 | 270 | 22.50 |
| Lauren Ben-Ezra | Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | 12.0 | 10 | 1 | 240 | 0.40 | 0.00 | 95 | 7.92 |
| Amanda Gittins | Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | 12.0 | 37 | 2 | 240 | 1.50 | 0.00 | 360 | 30.00 |
| Brent Lecler | Star Whores: Attack Of The Clap | 12.0 | 31 | 6 | 240 | 1.17 | 0.00 | 280 | 23.33 |